‘Nom de Dieu...’ Rude Hand Embroidered Tablecloth
The ‘Nom de Dieu de Bordel de...’ hand embroidered rude tablecloth is a classic French antique, reworked for the contemporary table. Hand embroidered in blushing rose pink 100% cotton Finca thread, with an elegant raised satin stitch.
Each Si Je Veux item is a unique one-of-a-kind piece, hand embroidered and entirely handmade in Richmond upon Thames, England, with great British materials.
One of a kind table cloth, hand embroidered with blushingly rude phrases on each side:
“Nom de Dieu”, “Bordel de Merde”, “Saloperie de Connard”, “Enculé de ta Mère”.
Enjoy a little afternoon delight with this rude tablecloth. It’s not for the faint of heart, or your maiden aunt. This profound profusion of profanity is made entirely with satin stitch, requiring intensive and very precise hand embroidery.
To emphasis the exuberance of the expression, a risque rose pink lettering tempts you to read more, more, more!
The ‘Nom de Dieu...’ rude table cloth is presented in a hand crafted Si Je Veux storage box and carefully wrapped to ensure its safety during delivery.
Delivery within the mainland Uk is free of charge, registered and insured. Overseas delivery is registered and insured - Prices on demand.