‘Allez tous...’ Rude Hand Embroidered Tablecloth


Free delivery within UK mainland until 20th December!

The ‘Allez tous...’ hand embroidered rude tablecloth is a classic French antique,  reworked for the contemporary table. Typographically hand embroidered in Robins egg blue 100% cotton Finca thread, with an elegant raised satin stitch. This lovely antique French nappe is made from heavy 100% linen with lots of texture, with original multi-coloured hand embroidery. It has been used before being hand embroidered by Si Je Veux, so comes with some small signs of its age.


150cm x 220cm

10% of the sale of this item will be donated to Riding for the Disabled. A charity very close to my heart and extremely well deserving, which gives disabled children, young people and adults the freedom of mobility, and the joy of contact with horses.

Riding for the Disabled is part of The Horse Rangers Association (Registered Charity 1098257)

Each Si Je Veux item is a unique one-of-a-kind piece, hand embroidered and entirely handmade in Richmond upon Thames, England, with great British materials.


One of a kind table cloth, hand embroidered with a blushingly rude message for your guests:
“Allez tous vous faire foutre”.

Have a little dinner party fun with this rude tablecloth. It’s not for the faint of heart, or your maiden aunt. This profound profusion of profanity is made entirely with satin stitch, requiring intensive and very precise hand embroidery. A subtle Robins egg blue lettering has a not so subtle message.

The ‘Allez tous...’ rude table cloth is presented in a hand crafted Si Je Veux storage box and carefully wrapped to ensure its safety during delivery.

All postage within the mainland Uk is free of charge, registered and insured. Overseas postage is registered and insured. Prices on demand.

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